life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time
this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or aNYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
This is so important
making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i
logs on deviantart
logs off deviantart
i wish i had the eyelashes of a baby cow
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
current emotion: 20% battery
my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.