lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

heirofmind:

hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time

this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or aNYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

amewesing:

This is so important

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

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logs off deviantart

me whenever i see a pigeon: nice

dogweeds:

i wish i had the eyelashes of a baby cow

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.